The Incorporated States of The British Autocratic union is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 502 million Autocrats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auston. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Autocratic economy, worth 68.8 trillion Autocratic Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 137,098 Autocratic Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office, babysitters are a thing of the past, and shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The British Autocratic union's national animal is the Salmon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The British Autocratic union is ranked 221,245^th in the world and 1,177^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 25.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.